It has been 5 days and leon has not blogged about his day

Mass hysteria covers entire cities. Governments are overthrown. Bubble Gum gets allowed in Singapore. Nudity becomes commonplace. Marshmallow Bunnies rule the world. No one has to pay taxes. Oil is found in Singapore. Peace in the Middle East. nations come together in unity.dogs and cats sleep side by side.pots of gold are found at the end of every rainbow. school syllabus are changed to exclude algebra and arithmetic,in favour of extended recesses and actual sex education classes. The hare actually wins a race against the tortoise. fish learn to ride bicycles. men actually start to get an inkling of the complexities and nuances of the female mind. free tv actually does not have any pesky ads every five minutes.Pigs learn to fly. Hell freezes over. Crime rates fall to levels unseen since crime rates were documented. Civil Servants actually act civil and make it their duty to 'serve'. We finally come to know what that thing on Gorbachev's head was. Elvis was discovered at a supermarket in Ang Mo Kio. the Lions bring back the World Cup. The Beatles have a reunion tour. Kenny does not get killed in an episode of South Park. Sarong Party Girl and Singapore True Ghost Stories becomes required reading in schools. Singapore Girls once again are Singaporeans. It is discovered Char Kway Teow is actually good for your heart. An Opposition member actually makes libellious accusations against the ruling party and is not sued or forced to flee the country.

...all because leon has not blogged lately...

...yayyyyyy...