Moos Attacks

It is official. We have been invaded by cows.

First it was cows in the guise of buses and their calves pretending to be taxi's.

Now the invasion has been begun...
All across Singapore hundreds of pink, orange, magenta, blue and green cows have been observed ...



These dastardly cretins have been seen along the CTE,ECP, Chinatown,Shunfu,Whitley Road amongst others. Sightings are flooding in...
It is all an elaborate and seemingly innoculous plot to infiltrate Singapore society. This scheme hinges on the nonchalance of Singaporeans. Numerous Singaporeans have admitted seeing the said cows but no one has come forward to make a formal report about it.



The cows after years of careful study have identified Singapore as a suitable target due to its indifferent citizens, world class airport, number one sea port and excellent infrastructure. Looks like the governments moove to attract foreign talent is finally paying off.