WONDER WHY MEN ARE HAPPIER?

Their last names stay put.
To them, chocolate is just another snack.
Car mechanics tell them the truth.
The world is their urinal.
They never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky.
They do the same work for more pay.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
If someone forgets to invite them, he or she can still be their friend.
Their underwear is $5.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
They only have to shave their face and neck.
They can play with toys all their life.
They can wear shorts no matter how their legs look.
They can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on 24 Dec in 25 minutes.
They have one mood - all the time.