you know when it is the year of the pig when...

Here are some signs that it's the Year of the Ter!!!

1. You’re pigging out more than usual.

2. You’re meeting your friends for talk pork sing song sessions.

3. When you refer to a girl as a “Babe”, and she thinks you’re calling her a talking piglet.

4. The literature text for this year is Hamlet.

5. Your community centre is holding swine appreciation courses.

6. Toy stores are selling “Babi” dolls.

7. The question is no longer when pigs fly, but whether they will be flying business or first class.

8. “Uniquely Singapork” banners are lining Orchard Road.

9. The Chingay Parade features MPs dancing hip-hog.

10. Those darn hawkers keep adding ter kua to your bak chor mee.

11. Your telco is acquired by Ter-masek Holdings.

12. Effeminate men are rebranding themselves as “Bak Quahs” this year.

13. This is the one Chinese New Year your Muslim friends won’t come and visit you.

14. The PM goes to the food court and orders, “Mee siam mai ham.”

from Talkingcock.com

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