REALLY SCARY HALLOWEEN COSTUME IDEAS

So you’re going to a Halloween costume party at some club and are wondering what to wear, but you’re sian of all the corny vampire/ghost/Frankenstein crap? Here are some REALLY SCARY HALLOWEEN COSTUME IDEAS! Sure to make every Singaporean panic the moment you step in the room!



1. Chicken with the flu

2. Any of the Singapore Idol judges

3. Spongebob Nopants

4. A bottle of Newater

5. A friend who’s recently been converted to Multi-Level Marketing and wants to ‘share’ with you

6. PSLE Science Paper

7. Donald Trump

8. Medisave Bill

9. Anything that’s high carb

10. A tiny piece of dried up nasal mucus

11. An expat carrying a bag of white powder

12. Michael Jackson (sure to terrify the kids!)

13. Osama (Come to think of it, George W Bush too)

14. A weapon of mass destruction

15. Douse yourself heavily in powder and tell people you’re ‘the Haze’

16. Cover yourself in paper and say you’re a ‘defamation suit’

17. J.Lo’s butt

18. URA parking attendant

19. White pants, with white shirt or red polo t-shirt

20. Go as yourself, but tell everyone you’re obviously a zombie. Why else would a Singaporean celebrate a pagan festival that’s hyped up by American marketing people to make you buy rubbish? Now that’s really scary!