Ass Like That

Everyone favourite white rapper and a mongrel with an acidic tongue get together and this is what you get:

The way you shake it
I cant believe it
I aint never seen a ass like that
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
Da doing doing doing doing

I don't believe it
Its almost too good to be true
I aint never seen a ass like that
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
Da doing doing doing doing

The way she moves shes like a belly dancer
She shakin her ass to da new nelly jams
I think someones at the door but I don't think Im a answer
Police saying freeze
Da doing doing doing doing

What do you mean freeze?
Please Im a human being I have needs
Im not done not until Im finished peeing
I am not resisiting arrest I am agreeing
Mr. officer im already on my knees
I cant get on the ground any further its impossible for me
Do not treat me like a murderer
I just like to pee, pee pee yes I make R&B
I sing songs it go ringy chong a ching ching chong chong chee
Psych I joke I joke I kid I kid
If I offend im sorry please please forgive
For I am Triumph the puppet dog I am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything I say and you will love it

The way you shake it
I cant believe it
I aint never seen a ass like that
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
Da doing doing doing doing

Jessica Simpson looks oh so tempting
Nick, I aint ever seen a ass like that
Every time I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes
Da doing doing doing doing

Mary Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
Now there getting older there starting to grow bum bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn
Police saying freeze
Da doing doing doing doing

What do you mean freeze? Geez, I just got my seats
I have ticket look, I put away my zipper zipped
Please do not remove me from this movie theatre please
I did not even get to see Mary Kates shower scene
I didn't mean to be obscene or to make a great big scene
And don't treat me like im Pee-Wee Herman this movie is PG
And Mr. Officer I demand to see my attorney
I will simply plea innocent cop a plea and be free
Free yes free right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyers with Michael he is too busy?
I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
And I can say that and you'll laugh cuz theres a puppet on my hand

The way you shake it
I cant believe it
I aint never seen a ass like that
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
Da doing doing doing doing

Hillary Duff is not quite old enough
So I aint never seen a butt like that
Maybe next year ill say ass and she'll make my pee pee go
Da doing doing doing doing

The way she moves she dances like a go go
In that video she sings get out your (pozo?)
I need a new boyfriend hi my name is jojo
Police saying freeze
Da doing doing doing doing

What do you mean freeze?
My computers will be seized
And my keys to my ranch I just made cookies
Mr. Officer lookie take a whiff of these
Here I make Jesus juice take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me no not even me
I don't even know if I can say the word pee pee
Pee on the radio, but I think I did
Janet is that a brest, I think I just saw a tit
Psych I joke I joke I kid I kid
I don't think my joke is working I must flee quick
Get to the chopper everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Arnold get out!

The way you shake it
I cant believe it
I aint never seen a ass like that
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
Da doing doing doing doing

So Gwen Stephanie will you pee pee on me please
I aint never seen a ass like that
Cuz the way you move it
You make my pee pee go
Da doing doing doing doing