Life's Truths

1. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

2. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

3. Honk if you love peace and quiet.

4. It is hard to understand how a cemetery can raise its burial costs and blame it on the higher cost of living.

5. You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

6. Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world population.

7. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

8. Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.