The Theory of Zum-zum-tivity

Due to popular request I have to do my part to clarify what Hasli (Vaped) was talking about in his comment about zum zums. Hasli sabo king one. Tok tok,,then put my name and ask me to explain. Grr...

Err...how to start..

Lately Hasli and I have taken time out from our busy schedules to see if there is any correlation between 3 areas of a woman whom we look out for whenever anything in a skirt happens to waltz by.

Namely:
1)Her body
2)Her face
3)Her boobies

By our estimation a woman should have at least one of the above as an outstanding attribute. But alas not all women have all 3 attributes up to the mark. It then had us thinking that maybe some gals are ample in one area to compensate for their lack in another.

examples:
- You may see a girl with a body to die for(meaning good height,long slender legs etc) but not having boobs worthy of mention or a face that somehow does not live up to the body.
- Or a girl with nice boobs but a face or a body that somehow does not match her boobs in terms of quality.
- Or a girl with nice facial features but lacking elsewhere.

And then there are those with 2 of the above attributes but completely lacking in the other.

And then there is the 3rd scenario; a girl who is average in all 3 attributes. This means that she has nice boobs, a good body and nice facial features. Although she has all 3, she is not particularly outstanding in any of the 3.

The second part of the theory is that somehow there is some sort of equilibrium where each girl is given a preset amount of 'good points' to use.
To illustrate this point say each girl is given 10 'good points'.
So she can allocate for example 5:3:2(body:face:boobs) for each attribute.
or 1:8:1 or whatever combination. What this means is that each girl can be lower rated in one variable but more highly rated in another as long as the total adds up to 10.

Of course there are loopholes in this theory, as some individuals may be sorely lacking in all 3 attributes, or the opposite may also prove to be true as a lady may score highly in all 3 attributes.

It may sound complicated and convoluted on paper above, but actually it is a rather simple THEORY.

Conclusion
In conclusion we found after much deliberation that malay girls and china-born girls seem to have a higher probability of fulfilling all 3 attributes with an above-average rating than all the other groups studied. This point is also open to question as there are indeed malay and china-born girls which are lacking in one or more of the 3 afore mentioned attributes.

Please direct all hatemail and flaming to Hasli and not me.

disclaimer: Both individuals involved in this study are wankers and that nothing said here is of any academic merit. At the times when this study was being undertaken both individuals brains were not functioning at optimum level, and were thus only motivated by pure,unadulterated lust and deviant thoughts.