The Guide to Blogging Etiquette

Since there's been much talk about blogging properly, here's my easy guide for noobies on blogging etiquette:

1. Always bow before you blog.
2. When you blog, do remember that the knife
goes in the right hand, and the fork in the left.
3. Always end your posts
with "thank you, it's been wonderful talking to all of you. Godspeed."
4.
Polite bloggers NEVER use the words "asshat" or "aardvark". Whether "sexy
motherf***er" can be said in polite company remains a matter of much contention.
Particularly on the question of how to pronounce asterisks.
5. The proper
way to end a first blog is with a little kiss. No tongue.
6. And,
especially, no tongue down there.
7. Remember, if you forget which keys to
use, a simple little memory trick is that you should start from the outside and
work your way inside. Hence, posts like "poiuy!" are the height of decorum.
8. When someone visits your blog, be sure to offer drinks.
9. If you are
a male blogger and said visitor is female, please remember to raise your hat
when the visitor enters your blog.
10. Yes, you must have a hat.

Thank you. It's been wonderful talking to all of you. Godspeed.

courteously lifted off Daryl