More Life's Truths

1. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

4. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

5. Seen it all, done it all. Can't remember most of it.

6. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

7. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

8. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.