national day song :part 2

After the torture that is Reach for the Skies, in the spirit of our national day..here is a song we all can relate and hum to:

Some people say that Singapore is shit but they’re all just fucking jealous
Compared to fucking third-word around us we live in a fucking palace
They say we’re so stuck up and got our noses in the air
But they’re just sad because they got so many bloody terrorists there!

Singapore is wonderful and we are bloody free
It’s ok that we pay tax until got no money
Everybody come together support the PAP
Worst come to worst if you’re feeling repressed we can still drive to JB

I’ve been all over the world and back, the US and UK
Fuck their stupid hamburgers, I’d rather eat tow gay
Seriously here in Singapore we got sambal sting ray
Where else in the world can you eat like such a fucking king anyway?

Ok bloody hell I sing already very fucking long
If I sing some more then scarly sing until my hou long tong
You all get the point, hor, Singapore is king, it’s steady bom bi bi
So the next time people say Singapore is shit, hey at least it’s better than their fucking country.

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