What we husbands already know...

A lady visited the government matchmaker, SDU, for marriage and requested "I am looking for a spouse. Please help me to find a suitable one." The SDU officer said, "Your requirements, please."

"Oh, he must be good looking, polite, humorous, sporty, knowledgeable, good in singing and dancing. He must also be willing to accompany me the whole day at home and during my leisure hours if I don't go out; tell me interesting stories when I need conversation and be silent when I want to rest."

The officer listened carefully and replied, "I understand. You need a television."