Ass Like That

Everyone favourite white rapper and a mongrel with an acidic tongue get together and this is what you get:

The way you shake it
I cant believe it
I aint never seen a ass like that
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
Da doing doing doing doing

I don't believe it
Its almost too good to be true
I aint never seen a ass like that
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
Da doing doing doing doing

The way she moves shes like a belly dancer
She shakin her ass to da new nelly jams
I think someones at the door but I don't think Im a answer
Police saying freeze
Da doing doing doing doing

What do you mean freeze?
Please Im a human being I have needs
Im not done not until Im finished peeing
I am not resisiting arrest I am agreeing
Mr. officer im already on my knees
I cant get on the ground any further its impossible for me
Do not treat me like a murderer
I just like to pee, pee pee yes I make R&B
I sing songs it go ringy chong a ching ching chong chong chee
Psych I joke I joke I kid I kid
If I offend im sorry please please forgive
For I am Triumph the puppet dog I am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything I say and you will love it

The way you shake it
I cant believe it
I aint never seen a ass like that
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
Da doing doing doing doing

Jessica Simpson looks oh so tempting
Nick, I aint ever seen a ass like that
Every time I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes
Da doing doing doing doing

Mary Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
Now there getting older there starting to grow bum bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn
Police saying freeze
Da doing doing doing doing

What do you mean freeze? Geez, I just got my seats
I have ticket look, I put away my zipper zipped
Please do not remove me from this movie theatre please
I did not even get to see Mary Kates shower scene
I didn't mean to be obscene or to make a great big scene
And don't treat me like im Pee-Wee Herman this movie is PG
And Mr. Officer I demand to see my attorney
I will simply plea innocent cop a plea and be free
Free yes free right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyers with Michael he is too busy?
I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
And I can say that and you'll laugh cuz theres a puppet on my hand

The way you shake it
I cant believe it
I aint never seen a ass like that
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
Da doing doing doing doing

Hillary Duff is not quite old enough
So I aint never seen a butt like that
Maybe next year ill say ass and she'll make my pee pee go
Da doing doing doing doing

The way she moves she dances like a go go
In that video she sings get out your (pozo?)
I need a new boyfriend hi my name is jojo
Police saying freeze
Da doing doing doing doing

What do you mean freeze?
My computers will be seized
And my keys to my ranch I just made cookies
Mr. Officer lookie take a whiff of these
Here I make Jesus juice take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me no not even me
I don't even know if I can say the word pee pee
Pee on the radio, but I think I did
Janet is that a brest, I think I just saw a tit
Psych I joke I joke I kid I kid
I don't think my joke is working I must flee quick
Get to the chopper everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Arnold get out!

The way you shake it
I cant believe it
I aint never seen a ass like that
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
Da doing doing doing doing

So Gwen Stephanie will you pee pee on me please
I aint never seen a ass like that
Cuz the way you move it
You make my pee pee go
Da doing doing doing doing

latest update..

The National Kidney Foundation's (NKF) defamation suits against the Singapore Press Holdings (SPH) came to abrupt end on Tuesday at the High Court.
This, after its CEO TT Durai admitted during intense cross examination that some of the fittings in its headquarters, which were highlighted in a Straits Times article, were indeed extravagant for a public charity.

read the whole article here

NKF boss earns $25,000 monthly

The headline just screams at me,"What the fuck??"

Ok summary first:
- earns $25,000 a month
- Received 10 months bonus in 2002
- received 12 months bonus in 2003 & 2004
- flies first class on business trips
- and lastly had a $1,100 toilet bowl installed in his office bathroom, a glass panelled shower and a $1,000 gold plated tap!

Now tell me what is wrong with the picture painted above?
So now I am wondering where all the money I donate to the NKF goes to and if it is being used for what I think it is used for.

Crazy Frog time

Beh-ding ding ding ding dididing ding bing bing pscht,
Dorhrm bom bom bedom bem bom bedom bom bum ba ba bom bom,
Bouuuuum bom bom bedahm, Bom be barbedarm bedabedabedabeda
Bbrrrrrimm bbrrrrramm bbbrrrrrrrrraammmmm ddddddraammm,
Bah bah baah baah ba wheeeeeee-eeeee-eeeee!

The craze over in the UK has been Crazy Frog. Crazy Frog (or Annoying Thing as he is sometimes known for obvious reasons) is an anthropomorphic amphibian, who wears only a white motorcycle helmet with the chinstrap unfastened, a leather jacket, and goggles. His toes are webbed, and the iris of one eye is significantly larger than the other. Also present is a set of ambiguous, but controversial, genitalia.

The character imitates the hand movements required to rotate the twistgrip controls of a motorcycle while making the sound of an engine ignition. As the imaginary engine starts, the character begins to levitate as exhaust fumes are discharged from his body. The character then disappears into the distance at high speed.

It is highy irritating just to hear him do his thing. And the genitalia! OMGosh! Although it is rather minute to say the least. (I am one to speak on minute genitalia! Bwaaahahahaaa)

And he even has a number one record in the UK! Outsold Coldplay 5 to 1. What is this world coming to?

Wanna listen to it or watch the video(avi file)? or here(mpg file) or the Music video

Speaking of crazy stuff check this out Schnappi!
To hear the original German version of it click here. or the english version which is equally hilarious.



Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil is a little crocodile out of a German cartoon for children that "performed" a song which reached #1 of the German charts in January 2005. The song, which first appeared in the Sendung mit der Maus show in 2001, was written by Iris Gruttmann and performed by her then six-year-old niece, Joy.
The song reached number one in Germany, Austria, Switzerland, Belgium, the Netherlands, Norway, New Zealand and Sweden; alternative versions of the song - varying from simple remixes of the basic vocal track, to a full cover version by Belgian techno group Dynamite - were also at numbers seven and ten in Belgium, and at number two in the Netherlands.

If you fancy a little bit of karaoke go here.Lyrics and music!

And how could I forget...the music video

Trouble in Paradise (the day I wish had never happened)

On saturday, Agnes and I were planning to spend the whole day together. Just the two of us just spending quality time together. I was really looking forward to it. We had planned all sorts of things we could do TOGETHER.

But alas with all the best laid plans, Agnes mum and dad wanted to attend a church friends relatives funeral wake at Redhill. So Agnes readily agreed thinking I would have no qualms about sending them there. Ordinarily that would be the case, but we had planned to do other stuff and suddenly a spanner was thrown into the works. I was kinda downcast after that. You can say my whole day was ruined after that. So the whole day I literally wore this long face and was generally a pain.

Agnes was disappointed with my attitude. She expected me to be more enthusiastic and willing to help her parents. She really loves her family especially her mum. That is one of her finer points. On the other hand, in my own family setting things are rather different.

In western culture, once the kids are old enough they literally leave the coop and move out of the family home and set up their own homes elsewhere. They may even move to a different state, country or continent! In eastern culture fillial piety is considered a virtue. Asians will as much as possible live together under the same roof or if that is not entirely feasible live as near as possible. Even government pro-family policies seek to keep the family unit intact.

My own parents are fairly independent and do not expect any of their sons to wait on them hand and foot. Agnes wants her boyfriend 'to help and respect her parents'. In that it means to be proactive and be willing to lend them a hand whenever possible. In that respect maybe I lag behind others. My approach when dealing with those around me is to help when requested unless it is obvious that the other party is obviously too shy to ask for my assistance or is not in a position to do so himself.

On hindsight I know what I did was not right and that Agnes's disappointment is not without cause. It is still a work in progress as far as I go when it comes to being a model son-in-law-to-be. I have lots to learn in how to demonstrate my willingness to help and respect my future in-laws.

I do not really know how much of this is Agnes and how much of it is the expectations of her parents. But I fully understand why she wants it in that way. I would like my girlfriend to respect and love my parents as much as I do too. But the reality is we have not really bonded (Agnes parents and I). I do talk a bit with her dad as and when possible. But her mum, ahhh...that is crux of the problem. Agnes loves her to death. But me on the other hand have GREAT difficulties communicating with her beyond the usual pleasantries and common phrases. So this gulf between us is not easy to bridge. It is hard for me to find the same sort of love and admiration for someone whom I can hardly talk to. I admit she is a wonderful, caring and considerate human being. The way she brought up 2 wonderful kids is a testament to the kind of woman she is. Maybe in time she and I will develop into something more than what we are right now.

Just the other day me and Agnes were doing this thing where the scenario is two random people are drowning. And the other party has to say which of the 2 he/she would save and leave the other to drown. As it turned out if it was Agnes and anyone(including my mum,dad and brothers), I would invariably save Agnes. Agnes's answers were kinda different from mine in that she would save her family before it would come down to me *sob*. Therein lies the fundamental difference between Agnes and me here. To me she is the centre of my universe and all I say and do is for her. I would give anything and everything for her. Agnes on the other hand finds her strength and place in her family above all else. So faily is above all else. Maybe my family situation is different in that my siblings and parents are self-sufficient so we can afford to live fairly independent lives from one another. There is no obligations to eat dinner together or do things together. We all do what and when we please. Nothing lacking, nothing lost. The situation in Agnes household is rather different from mine. Enough said.

I guess as the months turn into years we will learn to cherish the differences between us and find the elusive middle ground where we both can flourish.

Back to Saturday. My disappointment stemmed as to how our plans for the day were 'cruelly' taken away from me. Agnes assumed I would be fine with attending the funeral wake with her folks which was not far from the truth. If the truth be known I hardly ever attend wakes and funerals except for people I am really close to. In fact I have not visited my grandparents burial site in over a decade, if I venture to guess. That is just something that is not a part of me. Not that I did not try but it just never comes to pass. It was just that it seemed like I was easily brushed aside for her parents sake that day, whether that was the truth or not. I guess I am selfish in that way, expecting Agnes to drop everything and everyone else when she is with me.

Ever since saturday I have been feeling all rotten and empty inside because of what transpired. It exposed so many things about the 2 of us that would not necessarily have come to light under normal circumstances. But I think I have learnt valuable lessons from this setback. I now realise more profoundly how Agnes thinks and her priorities. It is one thing to hear her say it in words, but quite another to see it in action.

All I can say now to Agnes is SORRY for being such a jerk that day and I will do better next time. I will not be all the things you want me to be, but I will surely try...

Inside Your Heaven

I've been down
Now I'm blessed
I felt a revelation coming around
I guess its right, it's so amazing
Everytime I see you I'm alive
You're all I've got
You lift me up
The sun and the moonlight
All my dreams are in your eyes

I wanna be inside your heaven
Take me to the place you cry from
Where the storm blows your way
I wanna be earth that holds you
Every bit of air you're breathin' in
A soothin' wind
I wanna be inside your heaven

When we touch, when we love
The stars light up
The wrong becomes undone
Naturally, my soul surrenders
The sun and the moonlight
All my dreams are in your eyes

And I wanna be inside your heaven
Take me to the place you cry from
Where the storm blows your way
And I wanna be the earth that holds you
Every bit of air you're breathing in
A soothing wind
I wanna be inside your heaven

When minutes turn to days and years
When mountains fall, I'll still be here
Holdin you until the day I die
And I wanna be inside your heaven
Take me to the place you cry from
Where the storm blows your way

I wanna be inside your heaven
Take me to the place you cry from
Where the storm blows your way
I wanna be earth that holds you
Every bit of air you're breathin' in
A soothin' wind
I wanna be inside your heaven
Oh yes I do
I wanna be inside your heaven

The London bombings

Been reading some blogs regarding the above. And I am more than a bit troubled by some of the remarks made in regard to it.

First issue is how some have said that the loss of life in the bombing is small compared to say in 3rd world countries and in the middle east etc. 49 people and hundreds of injuries may not seem like alot. But even one life lost is too many for my taste. It is more than just the sheer number of casualties or injuries sustained, it is the terror and fear that goes along with the attacks. How an entire city (let alone a nation or an entire continent) is held hostage by a climate of fear. The entire public transportation system in London was frozen because of the attacks. The fact that these attacks occured the day after London won the bid to host the Olympics and on the first day of the G8 summit makes it all the more ironic. The Olympics symbolise the hope that peace and not war will be the means by which nations assert their superiority. But ever so often agents of terror seek to use the Olympics to further their agenda on a wider stage. The G8 Summit presents the 8 most powerful nations coming together seeking to resolve the many problems that we face as citizens of the planet. Among the issues to be discussed included wiping out the debt in Africa and world climate change. Trust terrorist to use something of good to humanity and to twist it into a tool for evil. That goes for all the protesters who come out of whatever hole they hide in at every G8 meeting to get their grouses heard. Such people are the reason why progress is not forthcoming.

The other point of contention I have is how some seem to sympathise with the terrorists and their agenda. They feel that the attacks against nations involved in the War on Terror deserve to suffer for their crimes against the people of Iraq and Afghanistan. They also go further to say that cities like London, New York and Madrid should not complain when terror strikes them because they are rich and relatively free from such attacks compared to say their brethren in war torn areas. So what if the person hurt in the attacks lives in a big house, drives a fancy car, has a well paying job and has never missed a meal in his life? That does not make the wrongs against them any more justifiable than had it happened in a shanty town in Johannesurg or in a Palestinian enclave in West bank or the Gaza Strip.

The detractors of the US-led war on terror see these attacks as the arrogant West getting their come-uppance. But as things stand this has only serve to steel the resolve of the US, the UK with their allies to finally do away with terrorism on all fronts. Although war is not always the answer, and we know that they face an uphill battle trying to rid the world of terror, it is the lesser of the two evils. The other being to just sit back and do nothing!

All hail Wikepedia!

One sure way of finding timely information on the Information Superhighway is Wikipedia. I just love how you can find anything and everything. A case in point is the recent London bombings. You can find all the latest news in one page. How cool is that? A similar scenario occured during the tsunami disaster and the Schapelle Corby case.

It is good to find accurate and objective information..